fluorescent lights hum?
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it Hz.
Please save all of your old burned out light bulbs for me.... I'm going to build a dark room.
bumper sticker on the back of an electricians truck:
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a light bulb is burnt out, they have to shake it to be sure? ?
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
If your traveling at the speed of light and you turn your lights on, what will happen? (Steven Wright)
are always up to date.
An Ohm is a Hindu voltage measurement. Ohmmmmm
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers..those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
If you know any good electrical jokes, please let me know so I can share them with others.